Alright, so I just got back from not being able to get into a Hooters restaurant. And why couldn't I get in, you might ask? Because it was full of freak show wrestling fans that were there 3 hours early so they would have somewhere to sit and eat. Now yes, I will admit that the main reason I went was so that I could watch Wrestlemania without having to spend $60 to watch it on pay-per-view (although I can think of a couple more reasons), but I only got there 30 minutes before it started and was not wearing a single wrestling rated article of clothing. I know that I'm not the most normal guy in the world but when it comes to something like professional wrestling I think I'm about as normal as it gets. The people I saw at Hooters were what people would call fanatics. And they may think of themselves as the best fans, but I think of them as the worst. Why? Because they make the rest of us normal fans look bad. They make anyone who has even the most remote interest in wrestling look like a weirdo or a freakshow. There were people I saw there tonight that had on t-shirts supporting their favorite wrestlers, and that's ok but then there are other people like a guy I saw that had his face painted white and had GO 'TAKER written in black. There were guys walking around with fake championship belts and people even cheering on the commercials advertising the upcoming matches.
I've been to Hooters about 5 times over the last few years to watch some of the wrestling pay-per-views and I've seen some interesting characters. There is one guy (although at first I was quite sure it was a girl) that I've seen there everytime without fail who is always dressed in pajamas and a bowl hat. This guy would jump up and down everytime something he liked happened.
There were so many people sitting down already and waiting for tables that I just said fuck it let's go somewhere else to eat and that in and of itself tells me that it was no big deal for me but it's clear that there were people there who definitely would not have left even if the girls with the huge knockers were telling them they had to.
I call these fans the worst fans because they don't know how to keep a cool head a just appreciate what they're watching. I'm pretty sure that these are the fans that are in denial about wrestling being staged. They've also probably never gotten laid and if they keep their antics up they never will. I mean seriously, stay home and jerk off to the wrestlers by yourself, don't go out and public and show your boner to the world and make the rest of the normal fans look like fanatics too.
-Adam
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