Umm What?

Alright adam I didn't want to have to do this but, I'm revoking your blogging privileges for ten days. Like are you freaking serious blogging about wrestling? Blogging is gay enough without you coming on here and talking about fans of the second most retarded sporting event in the world. (the first being nascar, I mean c'mon they are driving a car oooh aaah bfd) It is a sport consisting of dudes faking scissoring in spandex. Like really? The fact that you even felt that wrestling fans warranted a blog post is not only concerning its downright deranged. You started off good making me laugh about how you couldn't get into a hooters cuz that's hilarious, but then you went off on for like 3 paragraphs and by the time I was done it was like getting a bj and not having her swallow, ultimately unsatisfaying and left me with some mild regret at having suffered through it. So if I see you on this blog in the next ten days I will fucking mail you anthrax, and then take your sister out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again. And I don't know where I'm gonna get the anthrax but whatever it'll happen. This is too long already so I'm gonna sign off, but I'll post soon.

-Luke

The Best Fans or the Worst Fans?

Alright, so I just got back from not being able to get into a Hooters restaurant. And why couldn't I get in, you might ask? Because it was full of freak show wrestling fans that were there 3 hours early so they would have somewhere to sit and eat. Now yes, I will admit that the main reason I went was so that I could watch Wrestlemania without having to spend $60 to watch it on pay-per-view (although I can think of a couple more reasons), but I only got there 30 minutes before it started and was not wearing a single wrestling rated article of clothing. I know that I'm not the most normal guy in the world but when it comes to something like professional wrestling I think I'm about as normal as it gets. The people I saw at Hooters were what people would call fanatics. And they may think of themselves as the best fans, but I think of them as the worst. Why? Because they make the rest of us normal fans look bad. They make anyone who has even the most remote interest in wrestling look like a weirdo or a freakshow. There were people I saw there tonight that had on t-shirts supporting their favorite wrestlers, and that's ok but then there are other people like a guy I saw that had his face painted white and had GO 'TAKER written in black. There were guys walking around with fake championship belts and people even cheering on the commercials advertising the upcoming matches.
I've been to Hooters about 5 times over the last few years to watch some of the wrestling pay-per-views and I've seen some interesting characters. There is one guy (although at first I was quite sure it was a girl) that I've seen there everytime without fail who is always dressed in pajamas and a bowl hat. This guy would jump up and down everytime something he liked happened.
There were so many people sitting down already and waiting for tables that I just said fuck it let's go somewhere else to eat and that in and of itself tells me that it was no big deal for me but it's clear that there were people there who definitely would not have left even if the girls with the huge knockers were telling them they had to.
I call these fans the worst fans because they don't know how to keep a cool head a just appreciate what they're watching. I'm pretty sure that these are the fans that are in denial about wrestling being staged. They've also probably never gotten laid and if they keep their antics up they never will. I mean seriously, stay home and jerk off to the wrestlers by yourself, don't go out and public and show your boner to the world and make the rest of the normal fans look like fanatics too.

-Adam

Who Started The FIRE

Adams youtube post got me thinking. Andy Samberg and his Lonely Island crew have really popularized this whole funny music video genre. Poking fun at how music nowadays is just an ejaculation of fast beats, ridiculous lyrics, and bright colors. Why can't kids be more like this little girl.

I would actually turn on MTV and watch an hour of music videos that actually entertain me, than watch another marathon of this. Hell if Tom Green can dominate TRL for a month, why can't someone who is an actual comedian instead of an attention whore.

But since the Lonely Island started doing all these original and hysterical music videos I have yet to see anything up to par. I'm waiting for something to challenge the likes of Andy Samberg and his digital short army. Well folks, wait no longer.

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO TUDO. THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF TURKEY SINCE....WELL EVER!!!!!

Yours Truly

Sal "I can't stop grinding my teeth" Accardi

Last But Not Least

Alright, so I'm the last member of this little trifecta. You probably won't be hearing from me as much as the other two in written form because as they like to point out I suck at writing and anything I post will probably get made fun of to the fullest extent. So I'll just check in every so often with a short little update or thought of the moment. But as for now it's after 1 am and I'm fuckin tired, so I'll just leave you with a video as that seems to be the trend for the evening.

Peace
-Adam AKA the Creepy McBloggster or whatever the fuck Sal nicknamed me

What's Good

So what's good everyone I'm one of the other bloggers, (the wannabe overachiever I guess) and I want to anoint you with my holy love oils that are my beads of wisdom. This blog is about nothing and everything and I'm gonna hose you down with my brain love juice on a weekly basis. Unless I get lazy, which could happen. It's amusing that this blog is about nothing because that is what most of us have in common...nothingness, but none the less pop in from time to time and enjoy our frequent knowledge dropping for now that big papa is on the scene everyone better step up their blog game cuz I have the swagger of a cripple. I'm gonna leave you with some funny video I've seen recently that cracked me up. Go yanks, shutdown the sox like swish shuts down buchholz, I don't know how to spell his name and frankly I don't care enough to look it up.

-Luke "big papa"

Let The Craziness Begin

So here we are, 10 months removed from graduating finding ourselves in the real world and any semblance of those fun college days are far behind us. Thats where this blog is born, out of boredom and an outlet needed to throw our ridiculous thoughts and inane youtube comments.

Who are we? none of your goddamn business thats who!

Well if you must know we are two post-grad communication students (who actually found jobs after college) and one over-achieving grad student ((he wishes) the over-achieving part, not the grad-student part). Yes I just used double quotations, what are you gonna do about it, thats what I thought.

Seeing as there are three of us who may or may not update this frequently, you should come back every five minutes to see if we posted another hilarious anecdote to brighten you other wise dull lives. By the way there will be a podcast. How freeking cool is that?

Ok I'm tired of writing, this blogging stuff is tiresome. Welcome and Enjoy.

Yours Truly

Sal "GTL" Accardi

I will also leave with one of the many youtube videos I am obsessed with right now.