What I wanna discuss now is this oil spill problem. I mean its fucking terrible and all but like could the solutions to this shit be any more retarded. Like granted it was an accident and all but this isn’t like driving your car through a store window because youre getting a hummer in the front seat, this is like a major issue, it would be like driving your car through the front window of a nuclear powerplant and accidentally setting off the reactor. And then to solve all the radiation problems that it caused we just made people wear an extra sweater when they go out. Like clearly sending mud down to clog up the hole is retarded. Like I’m no genius and I don’t do science but like a giant deep sea underwater pipe isn’t gonna be clogged up by some mud unless its like fucking jesus mud. Like it must be super mud to fix a giant mistake like that. Then I heard about another solution, let’s affix a giant cork to a giant gun of sorts and fire it down at the hole. Whoever thought of that should be fucking shot, like take them outside line them up and shoot them, twice, to make sure it worked. Then the entire family should be rounded up and shot as well so as not to perpetuate any more stupid fucking ideas.
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Bringing it Back
Monday, April 19, 2010
MADNESS??? THIS IS BANANA CRAZIE
It's Not a Hard Game
So, I only have two things I wanted to talk about;
First of all the mets, the fucking mets. Now I am definitely not a mets fan, being a baseball fan, I am incapable of ever being a fan of the mets. Now everyone knows you can have a team that you follow and you are a “fan” of but you can also be a fan of a team that plays good ball. But, no not the mets, they are terrible, and probably the single most uninteresting team to watch. I would rather watch nascar, than the mets, and that’s just a bunch of hicks drunk driving in a circle, exciting. Now, they have the potential to have a mediocre season and david wright is awesome, but they are the most uninteresting least exciting team in major league baseball and probably all of sports. There I fucking said it. They have a game that goes to 20 innings the other night and no one scores until the 19th, that’s how abysmal the mets are. I don’t care if any of you are mets fan, they are garbage, fact. Also, I am so confident that the mets are garbage that if they manage to even make it near the world series I will fight a live bear.
Second of all, I like to watch movies, not really a big television guy. I watch a lot of war movies and action movies and I’m kind of confused why in every movie where the characters would realistically speak another language, the film has actors who speak with a british accent. I am confident at this point that actors from any other country who have accents are that good that they can conceal them while playing a character. Like that’s their fucking job, that’s all they have to do all day is practice saying shit over and over again. Still, there are so many movies where they have british accents for no other reason than England is filled with a bunch of self-righteous assholes. Examples; Enemy at the gates, they are supposed to be Russian, britsh accents. 300, he has a thick Scottish brogue, they are supposed to be greek. The new show Spartacus (awesome fucking show), british accents all of them and they are romans, and gladiator is guilty of the same. The list goes on and on. Granted I don’t expect the actors to learn Russian or ancient greek, concealing your accent is all I ask. Like honestly England and your garbage actors, fuck off, you’ve been bitter since the fucking tea party, grow up, move on it was over two hundred years ago. Stop trying to put yourself and your goofy fucking accent at the forefront of the media, we are America we run shit that's how it works. You may have invented the English language but we’ve made it our own and made it sound a lot less gay. America = winning. Britain = gay-version of America. It’s not a hard game.
-Luke
"Y'know, I always thought that Matt Damon was like a Streisand, but he's rocking the shit in this one! "
Friday, April 9, 2010
JUPITERS COCK!!! WE HAVE A PODCAST
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Umm What?
-Luke
Sunday, March 28, 2010
The Best Fans or the Worst Fans?
I've been to Hooters about 5 times over the last few years to watch some of the wrestling pay-per-views and I've seen some interesting characters. There is one guy (although at first I was quite sure it was a girl) that I've seen there everytime without fail who is always dressed in pajamas and a bowl hat. This guy would jump up and down everytime something he liked happened.
There were so many people sitting down already and waiting for tables that I just said fuck it let's go somewhere else to eat and that in and of itself tells me that it was no big deal for me but it's clear that there were people there who definitely would not have left even if the girls with the huge knockers were telling them they had to.
I call these fans the worst fans because they don't know how to keep a cool head a just appreciate what they're watching. I'm pretty sure that these are the fans that are in denial about wrestling being staged. They've also probably never gotten laid and if they keep their antics up they never will. I mean seriously, stay home and jerk off to the wrestlers by yourself, don't go out and public and show your boner to the world and make the rest of the normal fans look like fanatics too.
-Adam